The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
Daveed kisses every geezers❤
fernando94luiz: David Luiz :D
avatar-eyeing-you: Forreal tho. Winning by penalties to a team full of Germans?? Miracles do happen. LOL
Mourinho bowing to this team. The team that beat...
This post is dedicated to the 2 adorable ones who...
oziliana: First Iker had to force Mesut say “Hala Madrid” Then Mesut runs away from the journalist saying “Por favor, noooo” Then Karim uses Cristiano as a shield to escape the same journalist Then again Pirata and Segio try to make Mes give a speech with bad result Then Marcelo and co try to make Karim give a speech, again with a bad result These 2 are so adorable and shy it’s...
O Rei Capitão: Spain Squad for upcoming friendlies →
captainfabfro: Keepers: Iker Casillas, Pepe Reina and David Fucking De Gea baby! Defenders: Álvaro Arbeloa, Sergio Ramos, Juanfran, Raúl Albiol, Jordi Alba, Monreal y Domínguez. Midfielders: Xabi Alonso, Cazorla, Silva, Navas, Bruno, Isco, Beñat and Javi García. Strikers: Negredo, Soldado and Adrián.
me: everyone i find attractive is too far out of my league.
So true : P lol
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
haha so true!
sing.dance.love: take it all with you, and don't... →
meganxalexa: Didn’t I give it all? Tried my best? Gave you everything I had, Everything and no less? Didn’t I do it right? Did I let you down? Maybe you got too used to having me around. Still how can you walk away, From all my tears? It’s gonna be an empty road without me right here. But go… love her music!
dearfuturepleasebegood: “I won’t let you close enough to hurt me. No, I won’t rescue you to just desert me. I can’t give you what you think you gave me. It’s time to say goodbye to turning tables.” love this song
You know what's better than David Luiz' hair?
carefreechronicles: LOL so true though ;P haha
Alvaro Arbeloa on tumblr
Arbeloa: Hmm this is weird. Why am I married to a 14 year old girl? Is this even legal? Why does she have so many pictures of me in my dog tail underwear?
Arbeloa: Whats Arbiol?
Arbeloa: Why are there so many topless pictures of my teammates?