May 2013
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
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thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
johnnykillss:
the way to a woman’s heart is through football jerseys and tickets and whoever’s telling you otherwise is lying
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Why should women consider weightlifting?
barbelltherapy:
Weightlifting does not cause a lot of hypertrophy
Improved metabolism
Being stronger where it counts
Mental clarity
Everyday activities become easier
Confidence boost
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
Great stress reliever
Become stronger than 70% of the male population
Feel alpha as fuck
Increase the chance of beating your boyfriend in wrestling
Other reasons I can’t think of.
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gonzalohiguains:
xabi don’t give two shits about 1d bc they’re not coldplay
omg -.- im trying to switch phones but it’s complicated and im currently phoneless atm, cant text from either phone ugh
maybe I shouldn’t have said yes to being his gf, I mean he has a rep for being kind of a flirt, and I’ve heard from two people that he was flirting with 2 girls today and yesterday, idk if that’s true, but still, maybe I should end things before I get too attached? or talk to him first idk what to do….I mean im not 100% sure the people who told me have my best interest in...
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nicotinehearts:
omigawdmatt:
racheyzane:
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
seeking-a-friend:
the best part about having a boyfriend is being able to walk up to someone and be like “make out with me” and they’re just like “sure”
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zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
You'll be missed Mourinho.
ppipa20:
fuckyeahgirlloversoccer:
dearmisswhite:
crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:
“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
right behind “we need to talk”
i-like-pigeons:
Things that I write:
Sins
Things that I don’t write:
Tragedies
Things people haven’t heard of
Closing the god damn door
Things the Bride is:
A whore
Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in:
This Place
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
