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fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
johnnykillss: the way to a woman’s heart is through football jerseys and tickets and whoever’s telling you otherwise is lying
Why should women consider weightlifting?
barbelltherapy: Weightlifting does not cause a lot of hypertrophy Improved metabolism Being stronger where it counts Mental clarity Everyday activities become easier Confidence boost ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS Great stress reliever Become stronger than 70% of the male population Feel alpha as fuck Increase the chance of beating your boyfriend in wrestling Other reasons I can’t think of. ...
gonzalohiguains: xabi don’t give two shits about 1d bc they’re not coldplay
omg -.- im trying to switch phones but it’s complicated and im currently phoneless atm, cant text from either phone ugh
maybe I shouldn’t have said yes to being his gf, I mean he has a rep for being kind of a flirt, and I’ve heard from two people that he was flirting with 2 girls today and yesterday, idk if that’s true, but still, maybe I should end things before I get too attached? or talk to him first idk what to do….I mean im not 100% sure the people who told me have my best interest in...
nicotinehearts: omigawdmatt: racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
seeking-a-friend: the best part about having a boyfriend is being able to walk up to someone and be like “make out with me” and they’re just like “sure”
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
You'll be missed Mourinho.
dearmisswhite: crazyboutthemwranglerjeans: “Can I ask you something?” The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop right behind “we need to talk”
i-like-pigeons: Things that I write: Sins Things that I don’t write: Tragedies Things people haven’t heard of Closing the god damn door Things the Bride is: A whore Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: This Place
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.