- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
let’s get this straight
it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you
Europe - inspired by (x)
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
Hate waiting for my bf, he’s always late. Next time I’m making him wait. I want to eat already I’m starving ugh
Woah shit! I just thought they were firing him!
Wow way to step your game up CNN
i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there
I don’t want to say anything about any speculations. Take Manuel Neuer for example, he said 100 percent and for a fact that he would never go to Bayern….
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
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